Lyrics

[I feel a little badly about wrecking what is perhaps my favorite Van Morrison tune. But isn't that the point of this show/website/obsession? I fear the tune may be too idiosyncratic to air; if you aren't familiar with it, I'd encourage you to look for it, if only for the sake of comparison]

Oh smell of the bagels off of Rockville Pike
All through the show
And I drove my Caddie down the street
Where Jim Coleman sells autos
Got to work and listened to Kevin Sheehan's pointless news cast
Then drove to Delaware on the weekend
In a sweeeaaater vest

I won't write
Cuz now I'm pitching windows
Now it's time
To read your emails and notes
I can't lie
I wrote columnetttes past my prime
Now I pitch windows
(Nigel how much time have we got? Ah we'll get to the rest of these tomorrow)