Lyrics

Looks like Brad and I were both busy rapping today, joining the 90's rap train.

As I stand at the counter while I eat my ice cream,
I take a look at my life and realize it's like a dream,
Cuz I've been kvetching and crushing so long
that even Mike's surprised that I'm still not gone.
But I ain't never crossed a man who didn't deserve it,
Raju actin' like a punk and you all know what Harry did,
& now I got ESPN compin' and POTUS golfin'
while me and my homies rollin' in the dough.
And I really hate the snow so I get a ride to PTI while the Sheehan boys salt my drive, fools.
I'm the kinda G that all you Littles wanna be like
stacking cheese left and right, talking sports yeah, that's alright!

Been spending most my life living in a rich guy's paradise.
Been spending most my life living in an old guy's paradise.
Gotta say it's pretty nice living in this bald guy's paradise.
Gotta say it's pretty nice living in this old guy's paradise.

*Set to Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise"