You Don't Send Me Kind Bars

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A parody of a song by Neil Diamond & Barbra Steisand.
Recorded by happy_Blaise in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 02/20/2014  Released: 10/07/2014  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

My first jingle attempt recorded back in Feb...been clogging up my Google-machine desktop since then. Figure somebody might get a kick out of it, and I need the disk space to download some new egg recipes. Enjoy!

Standing in Rehobeth
Browse-about behind me
You hardly talk to me anymore
When I ask for your notes at the end of the show
I remember when…

You couldn’t wait to email
Used to hate “vacation”
Now after columnettes and years of PTI
After blabbin’ on that radio, and info for life
Well, you just roll by me, very Narisetti-like
And you don’t send me Kind Bars anymore

Used to be so natural (used to be…)
Talk about the weather
But used-to-be’s don’t count anymore
They just lay on the floor like the Sheehan boys’ salt

Littles, I remember, all the swag you mailed me
I loved all the ice cream, and the other desserts
Well, I took all your golf balls and tickets to concerts
And the useless iTunes cards, and the used, stained t-shirts
You don’t send me Kind Bars anymore

Well you’d think you’d at least send back some Courtney vids
You don’t send egg noodles
Where’s my Castles jumpsuit?
You don’t send me Kind Bars, anymore

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  • Kj in St. Paul, MN
    So great! Loved it this summer on Nigel's Rubbish Bin and it was fun to hear again.
    3625 days ago.
  • Sonya Martin in Atlanta, GA
    I loved this when it aired on Nigel's rubbish bin, and even when Jerry previewed the rubbish bin on the TK jingles podcast he played it! I find myself singing this around my house like a crazy person. Awesome job!
    3633 days ago.
  • happy_Blaise in Ellicott City, MD
    So glad you posted that comment, Jerry. And not just for "affirmation, baby," but because I had no idea Nigel's Rubbish Bin even existed and it's opened up a whole new way to waste my time at work.
    3635 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    I'm so glad you finally posted this one. This was featured in Nigel's Rubbish Bin over the Summer and Littles are always on the lookout for those unaired classics!
    3635 days ago.