Lyrics

Tony's on the bridge bound for Delaware
He's prayin' that he'll make it over
He's pumping on his brakes because he's so damn scared
you know a Cadi just can't go much slower
He just wants to make it home tonight
He doesn't wanna lose his life tonight

He's got a lot of steaks that he'd like to eat
If he could just plug in the toaster
lots of celebrities he'd like to meet
but they runaway when Tony walks over
They don't wanna be his friends tonight
The A-List doesn't know his name, that's right!

Now it's time for Tony's Mailbag
but sending in a fax doesn't make much sense
how about some emails and some notes?
Tony's gonna read a few for you folks.......

By Joe Aro
Parody of "YOUR LOVE" by The Outfield (1986)