Lyrics

Hats off to Bill Pitcher who continues to bring the heat with these lyrics! (Pun fully intended, Sean :))

Tony K. is a privileged one
And when something breaks, he comes undone
Toilet’s clogged or the leaves need rakin’
Cable’s out or the drain needs snakin’
He can’t work cuz his ribs are achin’
Would you believe this great reporter
Tries to pay with a roll of quarters

Toothbrush battery needs changing?
Just call up the worker man
Your funeral needs pre-arranging?
Just call up the worker man
Yes, he does, he does. Yes, he really does.

*A parody of "Son of A Preacher Man" by Dusty Springfield