Lyrics

Tony K is an only child
He’s old, he’s rich and he wants it now.
Gathered up the gang, they started talkin’
Odds in 4 years that Gruden's walkin’
And soon a death’s got Kevin mockin’
Then he says pigs really do fly
Lord knows Wilbon’s not surprised

It’s mail time on the TK show now
He’s got your emails, faxes, and notes
A day late - it can only reach me
Those sons of bitches, man Sales weasels, those weasels

Ooh, mailbag....

Set to Dusty Springfield's "Son of a Preacher Man" An awesome song, now ruined.