Can't Get Enough of Your Love

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A parody of a song by Barry White.
Recorded by Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Recorded: 06/16/2015  Released: 06/16/2015  First aired: 06/17/2015

Lyrics

I've heard people say that
Too much “$5 Insanity” is no good for you baby
I don't know about that
There’s so many kinds of shrubs
We’ve shared leaves and raked leaves
You don’t seem to me like just a trunk
Cuz there's just not enough pine
There's just not enough

My arbor bride, can’t get enough of your leaves babe
Plant, I don't know, I don't know why
Can’t get enough of your leaves babe

Oh some saplings have such strong roots
And some grow from a graft
And from the smallest nut a fine oak grew
That’s full of chloroplast

Oh my, plant

Tell me why’s your bark so rough?
What am I gonna do?
How should I feel when everything is wood?

What kind of rash is this that you've given me?
Is it in your sap, or just your fuzzy leaves?

Tree all I know is when I take a bath,
I feel deranged
Burnin’ hot
Remove my clothes
Why not give it a shot!

My arbor bride, can’t get enough of your leaves babe
Plant, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know why, can’t get enough of your leaves babe
FADE


Barry White probably did not have this kind of amorous activity in mind.

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  • Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
    This has got to be a candidate for one of the most brilliantly crafted jingles ever, as evidenced by being the #1 jingle of the week. Well deserved in-studio love!
    3420 days ago.
  • Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
    Such a great concept. Well done.
    3427 days ago.
  • John Neiswinger in Bel Air, MD
    Laughing out loud listening to this on the way to work. One if my all time favorites. Totally agree with Jerry... Brilliant line
    3427 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    "My arbor bride" is a top 10 lyric.
    3427 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    So much better on the website than the air. I couldn't make out any of that intro today on the lousy AM signal -- hilarious!!!
    3427 days ago.
  • NorthPotomacNats in North Potomac
    Unbelievable, great stuff, too bad we can't smoke this!????
    3428 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    Is there some other place to start, ever?? I've only listened to it 14 times in 20 minutes.
    3428 days ago.
  • rob in Pittsburgh, PA
    just like yesterday, I'm starting the podcast at the mailbag. brad, now I get to be the one to stand in awe. this is magnificent.
    3428 days ago.
  • Greg Smallwood in Waynesville, OH
    "Shared leaves and raked leaves" ... pure genius.
    3428 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    KILLED in-studio, yeah!
    3428 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Talk about getting wood... budda bump.
    3428 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    I'm a sucker for the spoken word stuff, and this is a great one - then it somehow just keeps getting better.
    3428 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    When in doubt, slow jam!
    3428 days ago.
  • rob in Pittsburgh, PA
    wow. of course barry white was the way to go. it's so obvious now. but i went with Rockwell. i'll post my pointless ditty here soon. but it's not as good as this. standing O on this one.
    3428 days ago.
  • Carroll Connelley in Stafford, VA
    I was having a bad night and then boom! Great!!! Laugh out loud! Plus, thanks for the email shout out... Made the air
    3428 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    The more the sillier! I'm not sure sillier is POSSIBLE with this story, but I'm glad everyone is chiming in.
    3429 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Why did anyone else even think of doing something on this subject when we should have just left it to the MASTER of funny......????
    3429 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
    3429 days ago.