Lyrics

(Apologies to Joe, who did it first)

He was hoping for a deal on shoes
But they had nothin’ left for him to choose
Waiting until Six
He won’t buy Puma gifts
But he’ll see what’s
At Sun Glass Hut

Shopping on Black Friday
Such a waste of time it’s true
Stupid sweaters marked down one day
Still he’s gonna buy two

After the Rolling Stones "Ruby Tuesday"