Lyrics

You’re an Old Guy Mr Satch
You’re angry as a bear
You detest snow-skiing neighbors in that sweater vest you wear
Mr Sa-Atch!

You’ve got Triscuits and red wine up the wazoo
But you’ll never share!

As Satch stole the last of the Johnny Walker Blue
He saw in the corner little Cindy Lou Who

“Santa?” She asked him, “Hey, what’s YOUR deal?”
Why are you taking our Bagel City meal?

Just then sis Peggy Sue Who cried out “Baloney”
He’s just an old orange and bald-headed phony!”

But before the young Who girls could cry out, “Hey, Daddy!”
The Satch slipped away in his Jim Coleman Caddie…


featuring the Connelley Family Singers: Skylar, Graycin, and Carroll