Teach Your Littles

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Recorded by Slim Stanton in Richmond, VA
Recorded: 10/02/2013  Released: 10/04/2013  First aired: 10/04/2013

Lyrics

You
Who are orange and bald
You have been called
As our role model
And so
We beg for chips
And we take nips
From Alan Bubes' bottle

Teach your littles well
Your TK hell
Mislabeled Jetties
And lids on Coffeemate
People you hate
Like Narisetti

Don't you even seem to care?
You read our emails on the air.
But do you really know we're there?
Just send us stickers.

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  • Slim Stanton in Richmond, VA
    By the way, I've been really fortunate in that both of mine have aired with Liz Clarke in the studio. She's a great audience - a real giggler!
    4048 days ago.
  • Moffett in Sacramento, CA
    Great Slim, also loved the Randy Newman a few months back
    4049 days ago.
  • Slim Stanton in Richmond, VA
    Nigel truncated the intro, and played none of the outro, but all of the lyrics made it on.
    4049 days ago.
  • Kj
    Outstanding! I haven't heard it on air yet either, but if they played the whole thing, that is a record! They cut the whole 2nd verse of Podcast Delay. Way to go!
    4049 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    Wow, I haven't heard this on the air just yet but you may have broken the runtime record for an aired jingle!
    4049 days ago.
  • Slim Stanton in Richmond, VA
    Sorry about the low volume, guys - must be that freeware multi-track mixer I use. Nigel turned it up, so you should too!
    4049 days ago.

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