Lyrics

I sent this to Nigel for the next time Howard Fineman was on ... didn't happen, so you can enjoy it here!
UPDATE: Aired 12/12/13

Well I came upon a child of God
From the confluence of three rivers
Where he grew up on Clemente and Mazeroski

By the time he got to Woodstock
He was half-a-million miles high
And now he's got Obama on his speed dial

He was Newsweek, now he's Huff Po
He is MSNBC
And I've got to smoke a joint with Howard Fineman