Lyrics

Kevin Sheehan
That was a godawful newscast
Your job you would lose fast
If Gary had his way

Here comes the mailbag
Once more the Littles will bail you
Your Under Armour failed you
Again today

Dontcha call for snow next March the tenth
While it's early in December
Your boys still have some hats from PTI
And you know that Jeannie's taking notes
She'll remind us all that you're a dope
When March the tenth is sunny, warm and dry

Kevin Sheehan
Go do your tedious sports chat
Talk Bryce Harper's at-bat
The 'Skins' special teams
You're worse than Nigel
Don't even come in tomorrow
You better go back to Loverro
Go back to Loverro
And RGIII's knee.