Chug-A-Lug

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A parody of a song by Roger Miller.
Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Minnesota
Recorded: 01/19/2017  Released: 01/20/2017  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

This one's in response to hearing Cillizza's milk challenge story. The milk challenge seems extremely stupid to me and this jingle about the stupid milk challenge is even stupider than the stupid milk challenge.

Lyrics:
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug

Makes me wanna holler "What a dope!"

Kills your tummy, don't ya know?

Chugging your milk jug.

Puke all across your dorm floor

Wearin' a parka in 80 degrees

They teach you that at Loomis Chaffee?

Do you think we can chalk it up to this being a guy thing?

A "boys will be boys" thing?

If so, I've got no right to speak

Noope, cuz you watch Dawson's Creek.

Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug

Makes me wanna holler "What a dope!"

Kills your tummy don't ya know?

Chuggin' your milk jug.

*A parody of Chug-A-Lug by Roger Miller

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  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    This has to air. Hysterical.
    2833 days ago.
  • Anonymous Little
    Great ending. Agree with Jason on the intro paragraph.
    2836 days ago.
  • Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
    Just the right amount of stupid in both the jingle and the intro paragraph. I give both a score of 3.79 liters out of a gallon.
    2841 days ago.
  • Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
    This is dope KJ.
    2845 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Hilarious.
    2845 days ago.

Playlists

This jingle is included in the following playlists:

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All of Kj Ohnstad's Jingles Kj Ohnstad in Minnesota
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