Lyrics

The hour's approaching to give it your best
so send in your faxes and notes
Make your message stand out from the rest
with lots and lots of inside jokes
that's how you'll make the mailbag
Ooh, it's Tony's mailbag

Share the most trivial crap you can think of
Itemize your last meal!
Guilt him into writing your whole college thesis
then ask if he invented the wheel
and then you'll make the mailbag
Ooh, Mr. Tony's mailbag

(fade out)
Always fade out your mailbag jingle
If you fade out it seems like you had way more jokes but Nigel cut you off...

A parody of Trey Parker / South Park / Team America: World Police, "Montage"