Lyrics

I think we’re gonna need some new weasels
‘cause the ones we’ve got can’t write
and I’m no longer under
any illusion that they try

I’m available if they want lessons
on using plural pronouns right
And how it’s really confusing putting words
after the website

I'm looking for some decent copy
what I’ve got here is horrifying
I find myself trying to edit in real time

It’s time for some education
even if it takes all night
If your job is writing copy
learn to write

A parody of Foo Fighters, “Learn to Fly”