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I’ve listened to the podcast host who goes by Tony Kornheiser
With information for life that will certainly not leave you wiser
All his lack of insights into finance are conspicuous
He rarely carries credit cards which simply is ridiculous

The things he doesn’t know about health care are incomparable
And most find his reports on hockey strikingly unbearable
He’s full of naught but insult for the field of vulcanology

And please don’t get me started on his gaffes in anthropology

His views on primatology are shockingly inaccurate
And still he likes to brag about his honorary doctorate

Such insights you could get from drinking 12 to 14 Budweisers
But what did you expect from listening to Tony Kornheiser?

After "The Major General Song" from _Pirates of Penzance_