Lyrics

Me Undies, can’t read this Me Undies
Who would write such salacious copy?
Jeff and Andy, oh Jeff and Andy,
Just two regular guys with a factory
Love Blue Apron, now the weather’s cooled off
It takes four hands and at least three pots
Johnnie-o is a friend of the show
Use the Seatgeek with my discount code

Indochino, dear god Indochino
Put my rope and my yardstick to work
They all pay money, but I make fun of
The way these guys have with words

Originally, "Blue Monday" by Fats Domino