Lyrics

"Written" by Brad Weiss, Sung by Kjerstin Ohnstad and Brad Weiss

When he gets calls from that goddess, he'll be schvitzin like an Airedale hound
Nigel finds it fun, and Bonnie gets it done, but Jeannie's laughin' never makes a sound
Well go eat your Swiss cheese, and count the holes
And you can’t set your toaster oven with your cruise control

Now we've been sending in jingles, singing 'bout this pointless show
The thanks that we get for the hours that we’ve spent is a sticker for our car windows
Well here comes the mailbag, your emails and your notes
It's time for Mr Tonys mailbag Goodbye that’s all we wrote!

A parodic attempt at "Jackson" by J. Cash and J. Carter