Lyrics

No one knows what it's like
to be an Orange Man
Talkin' hockey
Behind the mic
No one knows what it's like
to be so crabby
and drive a cadi
down on Rockville Pike

Choking Dogs
he likes to crush them
Along with Raju Narasetti
he'll spend one hour
at the movies
but the conclusion
he never sees....

Now it's time once again
to read some emails
Maybe a fax...
but just a few....
Littles send in your notes
to Tony's Mailbag
and if they're clever enough
They'll pick you!

All my dreams of Mailbag Stardom
have turned into silly tunes....
I spend hours, writing lyrics
My family calls me
the mailbag buffoon......
It's True....

By Joe Aro/Ellicott City, MD
My take on "Behind Blue Eyes" by The Who
This is the longer version of the one that I sent to Nigel, but they are both too long for the Mailbag.