Lyrics

Thanks to KJ and Brad for sanctioning a reboot of this one, and to KJ for knocking some vocals out of the park for me. HOWDY!


Well we got there wary and beleaguered. This vacation ain’t workin’ out
We've been enduring Jacksonville, ever since the plane touched down
I'm goin' to Jacksonville, I almost hope I drown
Yeah, I'm goin' to Jacksonville
Dear God, please strike me down

Well, go on down to Jacksonville; go ahead and guess that smell
Two paper mills and a chemical plant, run by a human waste cartel
Yeah, go to Jacksonville; it’ll burn your nose hairs
Good luck there in Jacksonville
e-coli’s in the air

When people wheeze in that city, their cuisine ain’t low-cal
All the Hooters wings, and Waffle-type things, just stick a nail-gun to my brow
I'm goin' to Jacksonville, my fingers down my throat
'Cause I'm goin' to Jacksonville
Might have to eat my coat