Lyrics

Interns need jingles too. I've been trying to get this one up off the ground for a week and i just can't make it as good as I want it to be. Maybe someone else has a good jingle idea for for Mr Robert Lane before he moves on.


Bob Lane, what exactly do you do?
Bob, are you aware you're not a statue?
Since last Tuesday you've barely moved
Bob, my dirty car needs attending to

Of all the other Cliffies, you're the most useless
(Just sitting in the studio scrolling through Facebook)
I'm in a bind bind bind, 'cause I promised your dad
(But even nepotism has its limits)
Are you any good at playing trivia?
(Hey now, whattya know, whattya know?)
I think it's time time time, that we lent you to
the Qdoba on Rollins Avenue

Bob, on your head dust does accrue
Bob, would Methamphetamines get you through?
Is a glandular problem plaguing you?
Bob, have you ever been on a pontoon boat?