Lyrics

Step one you somehow make a million bucks
yodeling on air about your trash and stuff
Step two place an ad on the craigslist machine
an online back alley from what I can glean
Step three you take the money out of your account
a few thousand a day for eleven months
sure’s a tedious way to go but then
you don’t answer some pretty invasive questions

then you give the dough to individual A
that’s not how you killed foes in the Gilded Age
when Satchmo was a little tyke
in that America you withdrew the amount you liked