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I was hesitant to post this one because a guy died, but Brad talked me into it (without knowing the lyrics...if you think this is horrible don't blame Brad). This is borderline for me, but the manner in which this guy went after the fish was ridiculous and he kinda deserved what he got, which caused me to lean towards posting it. If you think I'm despicable just say so in the comments. Thanks.


Getting into my boat
Heading out in the sea
Gotta gotta sit tight to catch a trophy fish
And we're casting our lines
There's a decent-sized fish
And I do see a fin, yes I'm sure that's a fin
Now I'm making my move
Show these people how it's done
So I grab the spear gun
Decide to jump from the boat
And I puncture his flank
Now he's coming back round
I think I made a mistake

What's this thing in my chest
Oh no this is really bad
All road games are dangerous (We must protect this house!)
This swordfish is literally killing me
I've been fish kebab-ed

Silently, the fish says "You want a piece of me?"
I always knew I'd die at sea
Because I do things like this
Hemingway would have loved this twist
The middle-aged man and the bill of death
For whom the bell tolls it's tolling for Lloyd
Lesson learned: Swordfish are not toys