I Am The Fish Man, Ft: Jaime Julian

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A parody of a song by The Beatles.
Recorded by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 01/28/2018  Released: 01/28/2018  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Mr. Fishy’s sweetheart’s filling
Love nest up with water topped with spume
All amphibians have mucus-covered skin
To the mute girl’s chagrin
We’re spawning
We’re spawning

Spermatozoa
Dripping from the fish man’s papilla
Janitoral fishwife, interspecies intrigue
Cinematic ticket should have come
With a vomit bag

I am the fish man
I am the mute girl
This is revolting
Forbidden fruit

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  • ToddInLexington in United States
    Jaime is now completely corrupted. Congrats.
    2424 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    Now that is the way to make your jingle debut with a bang! What?
    2424 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    The chorus is a joy at the end there!
    2425 days ago.
  • ElliotO in Commack, NY
    WOW! Don't know if "spermatozoa" makes air, but this is brilliant!
    2439 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Yes!
    2440 days ago.
  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    This is everything.
    2440 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Hilarious! Jaime's triumphant debut? Sweet!
    2441 days ago.