Lyrics

This didn't quite turn out how I wanted it to. If I ever write an autobiography I'll probably use that line for the title.

How’m I not gonna jingle that?
How’m I not gonna jingle that?
Cillizza talking memes, now he’s Wiki-reading
How’m I not gonna jingle that?

So I have to pick a jingle song
Write an open and a denouement
That supports the theme, pick a good rhyme scheme
Yeah I’m talking through the 4th wall

That’s what a meta-artifact does
Suspends the suspension of
The conscious thought you’re consuming art
Now let’s hit the memetic part

Here’s where the lady named Sweet Brown says cold pop
And normally I look for a clean karaoke track
But this one allowed me to point out
How the jingle process operates, and since that actually worked out better for meta,
I kept it in

The original music track’s
Called Ain't nobody got time for that
Used interviews to songify the news
Then it goes viral on YouTube

Meta’s too clever by half
So coming up is a snow shovel track
The odd percussive sound is me hammering down
Just pretend it’s Raju’s head

Chris said, "Tony it’s like when
I go to see the Minions
They make jokes for older folks
Cillizza’s completely off the mark

Tone said, “Is an emoji a meme"
They tried explaining the damned thing
In 2 months we’ll be here again
Please God write this down for him

How’m I not gonna jingle that?
How’m I not gonna jingle that?
When this braintrust tries to discuss
How’m I not gonna jingle that?

Now I’m on the last stanza whence
I do a sweep for consonance
And internal rhyme, I’m on cloud nine
I can put this jingle to bed