Lyrics

Down at the Washington Zoo
I was looking for Reggie
I needed some quick cash
Should I bet it on the Chiefs?
I passed an ocelot
Memorizing Sophocles
I reached the monkey house
This note scrawled with feces

Said I went up to Duluth
Bud and I went ice fishing
So I told my friend let’s go
Check out Bei Bei and Ling Ling
But when we got to the yard
It was just grass and trees
Where are these god damned bears?
A worker man asked “Have you seen…”

The furtive pandas, no
The furtive pandas, no
on the veranda, no
It’s propaganda
COME OUT!
COME OUT!
COME OUT!