Lyrics

I started working on this on the flight overseas 5 days ago and finally finished it today. It didn't quite turn out how I wanted it to, but it's okay I think, Probably has no chance of airing because of the stabbiness and...well, the Courtney innuendo.



There’s a Honda in his lane
Light is green but they’re constrained
Tony wants this lady dead
Death Star Radio ahead
Knew she wouldn’t make the light
Probably does this every time
Her daily commute to work
She should be stabbed by cocktail forks

If it was Nigel there
He’d block her and blare his horn, and make
60 seconds feel like
140 years. Damn…

Last Friday’s Show
Courtney wagered a lap dance
And she took 3.5
Usually takes more than that

Last Friday’s Show
Hornaday came back from TiFF
You don’t pronounce the second F
She didn’t like the Bulger script

Last Friday’s Show
Tony dropped a grand on jeans
And he unfortunately
Looks like Romney in the things

Last Friday’s Show
Gary joked about a door
Tony twice did not absorb the metaphor

This Friday’s Show, isn’t on again
Tony’s going to his Pleistocene reunion