Lyrics

Raju Man, Raju Man
ego the size of Imperial Japan
he's a guy that no one can stand
Incompetent Man

is he a dope? or is he adroit?
is he the jackass who came up with Post Points?
knowingly lowballed Orange Man
Despicable Man, Raju Man

Orange Man, Orange Man
local icon of the bandwagon
Raju Man fires Orange Man
we hate Raju Man

Chicago Man, Chicago Man
everything revolves around Chicago land
you couldn't possibly understand
Chicago Man

he's got shoes that cost twenty grand
in every residence 3 pair at hand
his basketball friend is a Magician
Omniscient Man, Chicago Man

Kelleher Man, Kelleher Man
has to reassure Orange Man
in early June it's a barren land
Kelleher Man

would he rather take a kick to the crotch?
after PTI preview does he pound the scotch?
won't let Orange ask if a guest is planned
Neurotic Man, Orange Man

Orange Man and Chicago Man
argue every night on ESPN
they have a fight, everyone wins
Orange Man