Littles Root for (The) American (University)/Get Crack

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A parody of a song by John Derringer (Hulk Hogan entrance music).
Recorded by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 03/09/2015  Released: 03/10/2015  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Well Junior writes sanctimonious prose
About all of these gallant Patriot Joes
They’re stately, intrepid, and somewhat urbane
Gracious and bold, in a valorous way
Littles Root for American
No crack dealers start for them
Littles root for American
They kick ass on the entrance exams

Tiki was a point guard from Rensselaer County
Needed supplemental cash
Busted selling gravel while playing for the Bearcats
Pounded the rock to the dance
Get crack
Get crack
To get back to what you’d once become

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  • rob in Pittsburgh, PA
    Dammit. I really WAS rooting hard for American.
    3481 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    That chorus killed me, lol.
    3481 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Haha love!!
    3482 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    Awesome. Listening to this, I'm swelling with so much pride I kinda wish I'd gone to American.
    3482 days ago.