Dead Man Coaching (Dead Man's Party)

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A parody of a song by Oingo Boingo.
Recorded by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 09/27/2015  Released: 09/27/2015  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

yeah, I recycled the Gruden Effect joke from my Nirvana jingle.


Waiting for an invitation to arrive
to Scott McCloughan’s office, or a tweet from his wife
Waiting for an invitation to arrive
To Thanksgiving dinner with the Griffins and Snyders
How exactly did Jay get this job?
Did he win a contest or is he using blackmail?
One thing for certain The Gruden Effect
Doesn’t appear to be genetic

I was struck by something watching Thursday’s game
Trying to keep Phil Simms from driving me insane
Jay’s a dead man coaching, he’s only got 5 wins
But what do you expect when you claim your best QB is Kirk Cousins?
He’s throws picks like Trump chucks hats to half-wits
You can’t run the ball down 23

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  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    This is so strong, Rob. The Gruden Effect doesn't appear to be genetic...great line.
    3317 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    Vitamin String Quartet did an album of 80s/90s covers. i mostly used this version because i couldn't find any karaoke track without BGVs, but i do really like the effect of it.
    3324 days ago.
  • Mark L
    Here I was expecting to hear it was the Turtle Island Quartet only to find it's a 30 year old new wave/punk song arranged for string quartet. Brilliant!
    3324 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Mark L here is a link to the original: https://vimeo.com/76310046
    3324 days ago.
  • Mark L in Dunn Loring
    Love this! What is the Music?
    3324 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Love the Ellenor Rigby style arrangement. Well done. Hate Simms too.
    3325 days ago.
  • Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
    I watched the first quarter and then gave up. I do sometimes watch games on mute if there is good reason.
    3325 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Giggled at this one around 7am this morning....Almost woke my daughter.
    3326 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    I watched it because of fantasy implications... and it was awful. Had Matt Jones in and was going against Eli this week.
    3326 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    i loathe the sound of Phil Simms's voice. i don't watch thursday games unless the taters are playing, and then only for research, obviously.
    3326 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    This is nicely done. Phil Simms being the #1 option for CBS must make Collinsworth laugh himself to sleep on a pile of money every night.
    3326 days ago.

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