Lyrics

Eat nude!
Just dudes!
 
Down at The Schvitz getting smacked with oak leaves
A traditional platza massage,
Ready for grilled meat, grilled meat
And a steam?
There’s nothing weird about a meal
With a bunch of naked 60-somethings
Get a knife and fork
But don’t sweat the hygiene
 
You know your restaurants from the Wawa
But have you ever dined at a sauna?
Keep your eyes above the waist
It’s not a pretty place
Some things you can’t unsee,
Get some steam
And 20 ounces of beef
A beer, a stogie, but please don’t bring
Your wife
It’s a Y chromosome thing