Lyrics

When you think the football draft is stupid
But the NBA’s is great
And you bitch about defense on Sundays
But you love the guard called “Dame”
Just voting for an MVP who
Is always out of shape
And you’ll pass on Bills against the Eagles
To watch the Hornets play
 
And then the conversation veered
To a theme well-versed
A map of Illinois appeared from
His man-purse
 
Slurping the Association
Earvin Johnson is his friend
Slurping the Association
Exaltation without end