Diamond Pouch (Diamonds & Pearls)

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A parody of a song by Prince.
Recorded by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 03/18/2018  Released: 03/18/2018  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

There is no way they're gonna play this.



This will be the day
Your testicles will say
Thank you for the posh terrain

When your balls are blue
The least that you can do
Is let your underwear soothe you

If I gave you a diamond pouch
Where your genitals would be housed
Where your scrotum floated on clouds
These underpants rejuvenate your nuts

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    Crying. Choking!!!
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