Lyrics

FIRST THE ORCHID GOES DOWN, GIO’S NO NUMBER THREE
DANIEL MURPHY OR BABE RUTH’S OUT WITH THAT STRAINED HEINIE
HARPER’S THUMB IS OK, AND THE CHOKER’S LONG GONE
BUT THE BIG CLOUD OF DOOM HAS RETURNED AND CRAPPED ON DC

AND DAVID EXCLAIMED, THE SEASON’S OVER
MICHAEL EXPLAINS THEY’LL PLAY AT THE DODGERS
KERSHAW AND GANG
WE’LL SURELY NOW DEFEAT US
NATS LOST THE BUFFALO