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Thanks to Luke for writing and performing, and to Jason for producing and making it sound WAY better than it otherwise would have.


Howard Fineman covers
Trump Trump
Spout lunacy on the Stump Stump
Less informed than Forrest Gump Gump
His brain’s in need of a Sump Pump

Don't try to compare Don to any other demagogue
He’s on top and he swaps spouses when they hit menopause
His hair’s an Escher painting type of yellowish clump
Loves gold and walls and wants to build a really big one
How high? real high
He’s pimping steaks and wine
That vinegary flavor means it’s the premium kind
Has a penchant for passing out promissory notes
Thinks Maureen Dowd's a neurotic dippity-dippity-dippity dope
Grotesque monolithic phallic icons, he lauds
Buys his wives from a Rose Brides catalogue
Do contact work for him you’ll be left holding the bag
Preoccupied with his net worth and tiny gonads

Trump Trump
Cillizza and Philip Bump Bump
chronicle Hillary’s Slump Slump
At the Breezos sweatshop Dump Dump

Many people are saying (saying)
At Trump U, you can major in Evading (evading)
The X-E-N-O-P-H-O-B-E, winning bigly
Who pays debts with the checks from his slush fund slash charity
His sons kill rare wildlife on sight
And they don’t like skittles cause they’re not all white
He proved his yuge health to a TV faux doctor
Endorsed ‘stop and frisk’ just to grope his own daughter
Didn’t write his own book, his best words write tweets
Hired a ghost writer cause he likes guys in white sheets
Admires Putin’s strongly tanking economy
You can’t spell his name without D-O-L-T

Trump Trump
He likes to pat Ivanka’s Rump Rump