The Most Horrible Time Of The Year (REDSKINS DECEMBER ANTHEM)

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A parody of a song by Andy Williams.
Recorded by joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 12/03/2014  Released: 12/04/2014  First aired: 12/05/2014

Lyrics

I am living the nightmare, but I'll always come back for more.......HTTR!


It's the most horrible time of the year
With the Redskins fans yelling
And Cowboys fans telling us "Wait 'Til Next Year"...
It's the most horrible time of the year
It's the most ridiculous season of all
Now with RG3's benching each loss is gut wrenching
Why can't he play ball?
It's the most ridiculous season of all

Bruce has Harvests he's hosted
while Safeties get toasted
these guys are just way too damn slow
There'll be Superbowl Stories
And tales of the glories
that happened so long, long ago

It's the lose-losingest time of the year
See Jim Haslett's guys diving
opponents High-Fiving
Please hand me a beer!
It's the los-losingest time of the year

Watch as Colt makes believers
for hitting receivers
even though they are down by a ton
Redskins fans all remember
that fleeting December
How great was that 2012 run?

It's the most sorrowful time of the year
There'll be much postgame bashing
And jerseys for slashing
as fans burn their gear
It's the lose-losingest time
It's the most sorrowful time
It's the most horrible time of the year...................

BY JOE ARO/ELLICOTT CITY, MD
PARODY OF THE ANDY WILLIAMS HOLIDAY CLASSIC

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  • Ruth Bandler
    Another winner!
    1404 days ago.
  • Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
    I see this aired today? Awesome, I'll get to hear it again! Congrats!
    3622 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    Great one, Joe!
    3623 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    Joe, you are just knocking the Christmas tunes out of the park! This is the happiest miserable song ever! I am going to have the biggest smile on my face as I listen to it over and over, all the way to my therapist's.....
    3623 days ago.