Lyrics

Bald and Orange Fat Guy sitting at his mic
it's the last week of shows down on Rockville Pike
He doesn't have a contract but he don't care
He curses sonsabitches with a finger in the air
Satchmo Strut he's the Littles' guy
Just another 8 hours 'til he says bye bye
the Sheehan boys think he's just a mean old man
you'll find him at the Safeway right behind a moosecan

Hey don't cut his path!

He won't bother firing up his grill
Oh No!
He plugs in the toaster, an hour it takes
He opens up the fridge and throws in a few steaks
Chuggin' some BLUE 'til the bottle runs dry
Now Satchmo he's a real drunk guy
I hate that he's leaving, I wish he would stay
Better check the Sheehan forecast for this Labor Day!

By Joe Aro/Ellicott City, MD
Parody of "STRAY CAT STRUT" by THE STRAY CATS