Lyrics

Hey I'm a BURGER KING fan,
it's been a lot of years...
since I gave them a try...
So I stopped at the one off of Connecticut
all I wanted was a Whopper and fries

Well there's a kid behind the counter
waiting on me
and I swear this is true....
As he's ringing up the sale on the register
I heard $13.72

Well there's gas stations serving fried chicken
up in Baltimore hon'
Maybe a chocolate fountain at the Golden Corral
is where I could've gone

Maybe a 7-11, I could stop for a bite....
I bet their prices are fair
Or I should go to The Palm with The Socialite
because at least they like me there

By Joe Aro
Parody of "TRAVELIN' MAN" by Ricky Nelson