Lyrics

Little ditty, about Kevin Sheehan
he does the news on Tony's show the best that he can
Tony reads a story, then Kevin comes in
I think we just might hear the same thing again, yeah....

Kevin knows winter weather, when the snow will arrive
What's the accumulation, for 20015?
Kevin says "Hey Tony don't worry if it lays....
I'll send over those little Sheehan boys with their shovels and sleighs..."
then Kevin say uh "Stay tuned, for my next newscast...
got a story 'bout monkeys and death, we'll have a few laughs..."
Oh yeah, Kevin just laughs
doesn't matter how many people die, he thinks it's a gas
he's an ass!

BY JOE ARO/ELLICOTT CITY, MD
PARODY OF "JACK & DIANE" by JOHN COUGAR