Bald And Uninformed / Riders On The Storm

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A parody of a song by The Doors.
Recorded by Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
Recorded: 02/07/2014  Released: 02/07/2014  First aired: 02/12/2014

Lyrics

To The Doors' "Riders On The Storm".
Why? Good question.

Bald and uninformed
Bald and uninformed
To the typewriter born
Venting all his scorn
There's a pain in Tony's chest when Reali has no guest
Five minutes of free-form

Is Bob Ryan on the Road?
Or can he call from his abode?
Is Phil's mom picking games?
Is Courtney naming names?
Is Nick Saban telling lies? Yeah, well Wilbon's not surprised
We'll do the segment cold.

[Door's-inspired non-sequiturs ensue]

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  • OldAtHeart in Madison, WI
    I just about did a spit-take when this jingle started. Excellent!
    4170 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    Nigel is not so good on the details...
    4170 days ago.
  • bradweiss in Carrboro, NC
    Don't you know who I am!? Congrats.
    4171 days ago.
  • Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
    And here we have a little number by "Chris Nager" lol. Affirmation, baby. So nice to have confirmation that my show ranking is between "who?" and "who?"
    4171 days ago.
  • Shad
    Talent? You don't need no stinkin' talent!
    4172 days ago.
  • The dog rooter
    This is good. The end kinda sucked
    4175 days ago.
  • bradweiss in Carrboro, NC
    Nice to hear the voice behind the laughter.
    4176 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in St. Paul, MN
    This is great Hampton and I think they'll love it. And, I don't really know how to mix either. A good mic is a plus though!
    4176 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    By the way, I still have no clue. I just plugged some wire in to a mixer.
    4176 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    I love this. Hey you want a bad mixing experience? Check out my first two efforts. I had no freakin' clue!
    4176 days ago.
  • Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
    This is terrible. Just terrible. But I wanted to make an attempt anyway, albeit with a Mr. Microphone plugged into a George Foreman Grill. So chalk it up as a learning excercise; for instance, I learned that I should go get an actual microphone, mixing software, mixer, computer, and talent before trying again. Yay, learning!
    4176 days ago.