Lyrics

To The Doors' "Riders On The Storm".
Why? Good question.

Bald and uninformed
Bald and uninformed
To the typewriter born
Venting all his scorn
There's a pain in Tony's chest when Reali has no guest
Five minutes of free-form

Is Bob Ryan on the Road?
Or can he call from his abode?
Is Phil's mom picking games?
Is Courtney naming names?
Is Nick Saban telling lies? Yeah, well Wilbon's not surprised
We'll do the segment cold.

[Door's-inspired non-sequiturs ensue]