Kip Schmeeman

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A parody of a song by Andy Williams.
Recorded by joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 05/21/2016  Released: 05/22/2016  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Parody of "MOON RIVER"

Kip Shmeeman
You are dead to us
More dead than Beatrice ever was

You news reader, the Grim Reaper
Add wildlife and Florida
and you're on your way

Kip Sheeman
Off to see the world
While Cooley talks about girls' racks

We don't want you back
Not for one day
Scott Linn is now our bae
Just one thing left to say
Kip Shmeeman
F**K you


Lyrics: Scott In Columbia
Vocal: Joe Aro
Posted here per Scott's instructions....

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  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Perfect execution, Joe. I totally wasn't expect that last line! Great lyrics too, Scott. Nice job, gents!
    2960 days ago.
  • Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
    This is really great - every line hits, and it sounds amazing. Hearing that about Cooley makes me glad I haven't listened to Kip's new show, and I can forever remember him fondly as the fake weatherman laughing at death.
    2964 days ago.
  • Scott in Columbia, MD
    Robert: To answer your question, Cooley tends to talk about women in that frat boy, "bro" kind of way that makes you cringe. And I agree about this song suiting Joe, though Joe seems to sing all styles really well.
    2967 days ago.
  • Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
    God I'm old. Nice job Joe. Andy Williams, Claudine Longet and that guy who was like Pastor Tim.
    2967 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Really sweet vocal Joe.
    2967 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    okay...someone is going to have to explain the Cooley line. btw, we gotta drop more lounge-y/easy listening songs from the 50s and 60s. this is right up your alley, joe.
    2967 days ago.

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