The Great Blue Heron

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A parody of a song by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers.
Recorded by Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
Recorded: 05/25/2016 Released: 05/25/2016 First aired: unaired

Lyrics

I would pay to watch Jeanne shake her fists at this beast, whilst her bird friends look on in delight.

JEAN AND DAVID WAITED TILL IT WAS LATE
RIGGED UP A BORDER TO KEEP THEIR GOLDFISH SAFE
HALF PTERODACTYL WING SPAN OF 15 FEET
SYSTEMATIC KILLING MACHINE
HER FAVORITE ORANGE MAN SAID JUST PUT UP A SIGN
THE NEARBY RIVER’S SURELY THE PLACE TO DINE
THREW A FOAM POOL TOY IN TO SCARE THE BEAST OFF
BUZZ AND CLARICE LAUGH FROM THE WINDOW
HERE COMES THE GREAT BLUE HERON
SCOOPS EM UP ONE BY ONE
DEAR GOD A GREAT BLUE HERON
CHRIS CILEEEEEEZA WANTS TO RIDE ONE

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Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
Great all around. Every line is good. Buzz and Clarice might be my favorite.
2959 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Replacing the Great Blue Heron for Great Wide Open is something I appreciate a lot. As I do the whole jingle. Nice job!
2960 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! Love it!!!
2963 days ago.
Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
Awesome stuff. Had a bird strike with a Blue Heron once. You should see what they can do to an engine cowling. Oh and what flaming out through an engine does to a Blue Heron.
2963 days ago.
Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
Thanks gents!
2964 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Great Petty - I like me some songs about the news and this one is first rate as usual Sean.
2964 days ago.
Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Great and funny chorus! The setup and storytelling in the verse is also great, and I haven't even heard the show yet where they talk about this.
2964 days ago.

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This jingle is included in the following playlists:

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All of Sean Morrissey's Jingles	Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
All the TK Jingles of 2016	Jerry in Annandale, VA
Favorites	Rob Newland in Mishawaka, IN
Favorites	Ramones-1 in boise
MY FAVORITES	joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD

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