Lyrics

I would pay to watch Jeanne shake her fists at this beast, whilst her bird friends look on in delight.

JEAN AND DAVID WAITED TILL IT WAS LATE
RIGGED UP A BORDER TO KEEP THEIR GOLDFISH SAFE
HALF PTERODACTYL WING SPAN OF 15 FEET
SYSTEMATIC KILLING MACHINE
HER FAVORITE ORANGE MAN SAID JUST PUT UP A SIGN
THE NEARBY RIVER’S SURELY THE PLACE TO DINE
THREW A FOAM POOL TOY IN TO SCARE THE BEAST OFF
BUZZ AND CLARICE LAUGH FROM THE WINDOW
HERE COMES THE GREAT BLUE HERON
SCOOPS EM UP ONE BY ONE
DEAR GOD A GREAT BLUE HERON
CHRIS CILEEEEEEZA WANTS TO RIDE ONE