Lyrics

ONCE UPON A TIME HARLEY AND AARON
WE’RE THE ONLY SPONSORS OF THIS SHOW
REMEMBER HOW HE'D SCOLD THOSE COPYWRITERS
NIGEL FELT HIS DEATH STARE OFTEN TOO
THIS IS THE HARRY’S READ, NO SHOW IS QUITE COMPLETE
WITHOUT A TALE ON BETTER MALE HYGIENE
CUSTOM SUITS, UNDERWEAR, WATCHES THAT CAN’T COMPARE
OR COOK SOME FOOD THAT SEEMS IDIOT PROOF
PROMO IS TONY K, OR MAYBE JUST TONY
WIZARDS TICKETS FOR 2 BUCKS ON SEAT GEEK