Lyrics

Because sometimes it's great when science is wrong.

Lyrics:
I thought all science was firm,
I thought it can't be wrong.
But now they say I've flushed 3 decades down the john?
Wha happened, huh? Was it all just one big joke?
Well, I'm,
Dousin' my oats w/ some sugar (that's right)
Saltin' my eggs w/ no fear (that's right, that's right)
Gimme those pretzels w/ more salt!
You're killing me w/ this, it's your fault,
I've spent my whole life with bland food.
Shut up you geeks now and pass the salt!

Now, now, I'll take some sugar too, why not? Salt, salt, salt, salt, salt, salt, gimme me salt right now, salt.

*A parody of the The Fugees version of "Killing Me Softly"