Extractin' the Tooth While I Hover (Tempted)

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A parody of a song by Squeeze.
Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Minnesota
Recorded: 01/21/2020  Released: 01/22/2020  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

She bought a toothbrush, some toothpaste.
And I said “your tooth’s decayed.”
I charged her way too much
‘Cause someone’s gotta pay
For my hoverboard obsession
Now I’m happy to say...

Extracting that tooth while I hover!
Exacting this new skill I’ve discovered.
I’ve got it going on!
My lawyer’s a moron.
I can hover!
Extracted that tooth while I hovered
They sacked me but my skills they all covet!

*A parody of "Tempted" by Squeeze

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  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Still in vintage Kj form. Love it!
    2092 days ago.
  • Bill Barto in Columbus, OH
    Brilliant
    2093 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Excellent!
    2094 days ago.