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I got this idea last month when they spent several "news" segments in a row talking mainly about CAD (Cold Air Damming) and Kevin kept pulling out more and more acronyms. Took me a while to get around to finishing it up.

With apologies to everyone associated with The Jackson 5, Naughty by Nature, and weather forecasting,..

Lyrics:
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(Equip me with precip)
(Kev, drop a storm on 'em)

C.A.D. How can I explain it?
You can't just blame the rain for it
But Kev's got all the littles shoutin', sayin' it
C if for cold, A is for air
Hmm, makes you wonder
And then the D brings the thunder
It's sorta like, you know, what a beaver builds upon a river
It's 5 times bigger than a clipper
You get it on occasion when a dome of cold air gets trapped in
Yeah, that's how it happens.
Have you ever had a negative NAO
The NAMM and the GFS are the models that will tell you so
You get home to a PNA so positive
And then you're looking at an inconvenient ice event
A warm front, F to the R to the O to the N to the T
It's just that liquid precip (Oh, that's what's so scary)
It's C.A.D, when warm meets cold is when you get it.
It's now time to buy a scarf, no time to knit it.
How many colleagues out there know just what this indicates
It could be nothing, or Greg Oden could accumulate
You know the 20015 is what I'm talking at
And if you live there, here's your forecast...

You down with C.A.D ? (yeah, you know Sheehan)
Who's down with C.A.D ? (every last colleague) (all the colleagues)
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Parody of "O.P.P" - Naughty by Nature... which is based on "ABC" - The Jackson 5