Lyrics

When I'm buying wine by the bottle
The first thing that I like to do
Is to pay a visit to Calvert Woodley Spirits
Down on Connecticut Avenue
I'll buy a nice Burgundy or Bordeaux
But mainly I'm hoping to see
The man, Steve Sands, of NBC and
Then I can yell La Cheeserie

Cause he never seems to get tired of,
Littles shouting at the top of their lungs
It's his legacy
His professor deemed his writing no good,
Told him he "ought to try doing some TV"
Or maybe sell some cheese.
La Cheeserie

Parody of "Time in a Bottle" by Jim Croce