The Skins Can't Lose (Lovesick Blues)

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A parody of a song by Hank Williams Sr..
Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Minnesota
Recorded: 10/30/2015  Released: 11/02/2015  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Hey, they haven't lost since October 18th so they've got that going for them...which is nice.

Lyrics:
I had a feeling they would lose, oh Lord,
even Wilbon was surprised.
Tone, I thought Kirk was screwed.
I thought it was time to say goodbye, oh Lord!
'Twas a windless day, man his ball did fly!
Oh Lord, who's this chesty guy?
"You like that!, you like that?"
Who's Captain Kirk kiddin'?
Before we all know it, he'll be screamin' "Who's Your Daddy?"
Such a beautiful dream.
Wake me when it's all over, 'til then I will beam.
Two consecutive weeks without a loss.
And you can bet I'm keeping my pants off.
Cuz it's a bye week and the Skins can't lose!

*A parody of Lovesick Blues by one of the original yodelers, Hank Williams.

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  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    you HAVE to do more HW Sr. you just have to. please.
    3522 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    Very nicely done. The pants off line is great, and you are knocking out all sorts of country lately!
    3528 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    Vikings yodel? Who knew? Love it KJ!
    3528 days ago.