Lyrics

Wilbon wears nice suits on PTI
he calls the viewers "knuckleheads"
I guess he likes the name
and legend has it, he's never surprised....
Wilbon, Wilbon knows Charles Barkley....
He knows Obama too
He drops their names....FREQUENTLY
they are his buddies, for some golf or a barbecue

And he hopes that maybe Derrick Rose
can play this year, or will his knee fall off by Christmas Day?
Still he won't be surprised....
Damn Jay Cutler, can't you make a play?

And his name is Wilbon
And he is a Cubs fan....
The USA loves Wilbon, from Arizona to Chicago-land
Yeah I'm talkin' 'bout Wilbon
Magic Johnson is his biggest fan!
So here comes Mike Wilbon !!!!!

By Joe Aro
Parody of "LEVON" by Elton John